fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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