you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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