i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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