The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm really busy with my period
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