that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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