: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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