He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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