I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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