We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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