i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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