Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
