i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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