I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just high enough for therapy.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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