doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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