at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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