? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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