So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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