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Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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