WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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