And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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