I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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