: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
