I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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