so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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