Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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