The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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