chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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