i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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