He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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