i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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