i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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