I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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