i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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