And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
now i know why i became what i already was.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Randomize
