dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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