awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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