Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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