walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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