Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
ok first of all what the fuck
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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