I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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