That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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