how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
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