Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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