I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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