But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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