Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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