I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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