I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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