You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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