hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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