Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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