remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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