you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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