Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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