Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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